WHAT'S CRACKIN' DUDE?

Alright. For today's episode of 'Nickilosophy', (not to be mistaken for Nickelodeon) we have lined up interesting events for you!

Firstly, guest star... SEAN! He was the one who came up with the lame Nickelodeon joke. He's now playing his guitar, pining for his true love, looking towards the cryptic stars as he search for answers about his one true love. Perhaps he has imagined himself at the bottom of a HDB flat, playing a sweet and touching love song and allowing its thrilling melody to reach her ears and immerse her in his overwhelming sea of love. (ok that was dictated by Nick Tong and typed by Mandy)

Next, Mandy, the awesome typist who's gorgeously pretty, smart and all the positive adjectives in the world (:

The amazing people mentioned above are all part of an interesting community called Council Room Hungry Africans. I, myself, am one of them. (OK, Sean isn't. Sean is full.)

Ye Wei, Mandy and I (written by Mandy) have been starving in the room since the beginning of time. AND IL PICOLO IS NOT HEARING OUR WAILS OF HUNGER! THEY ARE NOT RESPONDING TO OUR PLEAS!

And here we have the heartless dictator, Ian. Sitting just opposite us, we see an EVIL man, well-fed with his mum's RPA food while he gloats in the presence of the poor African kids :(

We have just been informed by Ye Wei from his high-tech gadget called the cellphone that the dude supposed to deliver our food since 1.5h ago is STILL NOT HERE! This is totally ridiculous! Sigh, our stomachs groan with hunger.

OH WE'VE FINALLY RECEIVED THE CALL! Mandy, in spite of her frustration and anger, graciously spoke in a nice and accomodating tone to the dude. Good job! (: (Mandy: Of Course! I am the epitome of COURTESY and GRACE. NOW WHERE'S THE DAMN FOOD!!!!????)

AND NOW WE HAVE A SURPRISE GUEST STAR!!! Jiaying!!! And she just left.

Another Surprise Guest Star who pops in and says.. 'Sue Dude. What's crackin!' Ye Wei sure has cool friends. haha we can't stop laughing about it, but not because we're making fun of it, but because it's just so cool =D

And we're so hungry that we're not even being rational :( We're typing UTTER RUBBISH :( I think Ye Wei fainted on the way :(

THE FOOD IS HERE!!!

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The above was contributed by the Fantastic Five aka Mandy, Sean, Ian, Jiaying and Nick! haha I think the writing styles are pretty obvious indicators as to who is writing what =p